Shamoooooaaaan Muthafuckers!! eeeeheeee.  I be a bad invisible petae pan skydiving muthafucka, eeeheee.  Check this shit, my son is called blanket, cos i put a muthafuckin blanket on his head, shamoooaaan, eeeheeeeee.  Dont try this shit at home cos youll fucking die, thats right, now make that shit funny bitch.  I float like a ribber dinghy - shamoooan!

Marc-Vivien Foe

Dropped dead on the pitch playing the game he loved for the country he served so well.

May he rest in peace.

May 1, 1975 - June 26, 2003

French players dedicating a goal to him just hours after his shock death......

these are sad times mullet fans for it is gone, yes, the head has been shaven.  however i am pleased and proud to say that even to the end the mullet fought, often clogging the shears of the barber during the 20 minute ordeal. 

forsooth, now i find my ears are that much colder and i look like an extra from American History X

let the amusing headlines begin!

you know you love them

you wish you had one

but you dont, so just look

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/